An apology

i accedently published my unfinished Room review. I'm sorry. I shoud've written more stuff by now but college, a laptop thats being a bitch and laziness are factors in not writing as much as I want to so be patientand look out for more of the URs

The Room; Tear the whole bloody building down!!

Oh, God, oh God, oh God; I've thrown myself into the deep end on this one and if anyone comments that this review is redundant, well your right, it is. The Nostalgia Critic did the best review on this piece of garbitch but hell, I'll put my two cents in anyway so here we go. The Room stars Tommy Wiseau (who also wrote and directed. an astonishing feat considering) who plays Johnny, a banker who is dating cheap ho Lisa (some woman. I forgot the name of) who......... You know what? I refuse to talk about the story but here is a summary:

The Critic was given a choice; Watch The Room or shoot himself

he took the latter option.

Welcome to the Unknown Reviews

Welcome to the Unknown Reviews blog. here, there will be dissections of film, TV, and games both good and bad. but you still have a few questions that I happily answer/

Who are You?

I'm the Unknown Reviewer (or Paddy if you wanna get personal).

What types of game, film and TV are you going to review?

I'm basically going to review anything that interests me but it won't be self-indulgent, pretentious analysis I assure you. I also won't hold any popular cult and mainstream stuff as sacred either (Star Trek and Star Wars being two obvious examples). but that's no promise.

Whats the first review?

YOUR'E TEARING ME APART LISA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!